A Hypocrite Is One Who Deals in Deceit, Lies, and False Pretenses
Insincerity Is the Name of the Game 
Doing One Thing and Telling Others Not to Do It Is Reality For a Hypocrite
Well They Tell You, They Say Jesus Saves 
Or They Tell You, They Say Praise the Lord 
Well They Tell You Black Bible On Their Back 
They're Going Straight to Hell, Sinner!
Hypocrite, Hypocrite!
Well She Loves You, and She Says That She Loves You 
You're Faithful, She Says Yeah I'm Faithful Too 
And Well She Loves You, the Way She Says That She Loves You 
While She's Fucking Behind Your Back
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite 
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
(You're a Cunt, You're a Backstabbing Cunt, That's Right, You're a Cunt, C-u-n-t Cunt!)
Well Your Best Friend, Yeah We All Have a Best Friend 
Your Best Friend Says He's Looking Out For You 
Well Your Best Friend, But Before You Can Bang Her, 
His Dick Is in Her Mouth!
Hypocrite, Hypocrite!
Well She Loves You, and She Says That She Loves You 
You're Faithful, She Says Yeah I'm Faithful Too
And Well She Loves You, the Way She Says That She Loves You
While She's Fucking Behind Your Back
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite 
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
(You're a Cunt, You're a Cunt, You're a Two-timing Cunt C-u-n-t Spells Cunt! That's Right, Cunt)
Well They Tell You, They Say Don't Do Drugs 
Or They Tell You, They Say no They're Not For Me 
But They Tell You and You Roll Up Their Sleeves and Their Tracks Would Ride a Train
Hypocrite, Hypocrite!
Well She Loves You, and She Says That She Loves You 
You're Faithful, She Says Yeah I'm Faithful Too 
And Well She Loves You, the Way She Says That She Loves You 
While She's Fucking Behind Your Back (Bitch!)
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite 
Hypocrite, Hypocrite, Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
Cause Hypocrite to Me Spells C-u-n-t. (Cunt)